The Grand Duchy of Undead Malavuk is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Duke Death with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.01 billion Undead Malavukians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skull Throne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Undead Malavukian economy, worth 207 trillion souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 205,498 souls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,385,872 per year while the poor average 11,314, a ratio of 122 to 1.

Sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, Undead Malavuk is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, and the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Undead Malavuk's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Undead Malavuk is ranked 13,594^th in the world and 55^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,106.98 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.