The Crown of Lumermeyr is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Wilhelm Scultetus with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.34 billion Lumer enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Görlitz. The average income tax rate is 61.7%.

The all-consuming Lumer economy, worth 434 trillion thalers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,082 thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Wilhelm Scultetus to meetings with foreign heads of state, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lumermeyr's national animal is the ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Lumermeyr is ranked 114,656^th in the world and 492^nd in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,280.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.