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Most Corrupt Governments: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7thMost Patriotic: 11th
The Letterman Commie Paradise of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!
DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
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Governor / GLORIOUS ETERNAL DEAREST LEADER
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Menta Lee-IL

Population38.151 billion

CapitalDEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL
LeaderDEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
FaithALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER

Currencypfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALL
Animalwow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER

The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.151 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 24,298 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 636,911 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,027,353 per year while the poor average 42,038, a ratio of 95.8 to 1.

Entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, and DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 37,542nd in the world and 24th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Stationary, with 1,216.31003406108 days.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7thMost Patriotic: 11thFattest Citizens: 27thLargest Black Market: 28thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31stLowest Crime Rates: 38thMost Ignorant Citizens: 42ndLargest Mining Sector: 43rdLargest Governments: 44thMost Avoided: 57thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 59thHighest Average Tax Rates: 71stHighest Economic Output: 73rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 81stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 100thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 115thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 123rdHighest Average Incomes: 167thMost Primitive: 334thMost Subsidized Industry: 350thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 575thRudest Citizens: 1,094thMost Secular: 1,118thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,297thLargest Populations: 1,811thTop
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Nudest: 4,293rdMost Influential: 5,831stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,925thMost Conservative: 6,620thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,024thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,087thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,829th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the region

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