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Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th
The Letterman Commie Paradise of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!
DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder / GLORIOUS ETERNAL DEAREST LEADER
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Menta Lee-IL

Population30.016 billion

CapitalDEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL
LeaderDEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
FaithALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER

Currencypfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALL
Animalwow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER

The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.016 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 18,753 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 624,777 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,011,289 per year while the poor average 39,579, a ratio of 101 to 1.

Menta Lee-IL has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, and the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 209,730th in the world and 157th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Safest, scoring 1.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17thFattest Citizens: 17thLargest Black Market: 17thLowest Crime Rates: 20thLargest Governments: 26thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28thLargest Mining Sector: 37thHighest Average Tax Rates: 39thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 49thMost Avoided: 58thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 85thHighest Economic Output: 92ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 94thHighest Average Incomes: 114thMost Subsidized Industry: 116thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 117thMost Primitive: 242ndMost Stationary: 356thMost Valuable International Artwork: 394thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 395thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 502ndRudest Citizens: 669thLargest Populations: 2,026thTop
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Nudest: 4,158thMost Conservative: 4,785thMost Influential: 6,299thTop
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Most Secular: 10,565thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,633rdMost Authoritarian: 20,244thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,719th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : Menta Lee-IL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Menta Lee-IL banned The Kingdom of Yapinesia from Psychotic Dictatorships.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, Menta Lee-IL has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.

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