The Theocracy of Mecivo is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 3.08 billion Mecivoans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mecivoan economy, worth 372 trillion Markas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 120,980 Markas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority religions have been reclassified as "heresies we stamped out", signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mecivo's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Mecivo is ranked 310,207^th in the world and 37^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.63 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.