The 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺 of Meaniebutt is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 12.957 billion Meaniebuttians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Meaniebuttian economy, worth 248 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 19,202 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meaniebutt's national animal is the robot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Meaniebutt is ranked 141,460^th in the world and 1^st in Lone Wolfs United for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 446.56 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.