The Armed Republic of Mazandaran is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.836 billion Mazandaranians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The strong Mazandaranian economy, worth 239 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 49,562 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mazandaran's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mazandaran is ranked 171,176^th in the world and 7^th in Mazandaran for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 328.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.