The Kingdom of Maxxlandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Monster of Rose District with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.716 billion Maxxlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Morpheus Core. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maxxlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,200 trillion Hallows Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 193,440 Hallows Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maxxlandia's national animal is the Crimson Fanged Uber Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Martyrdom of Saint Rose.

Maxxlandia is ranked 3,116^th in the world and 123^rd in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 242.96 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.