The Constitutional Monarchy of Max Eisenhardt is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 4.466 billion Max Eisenhardtians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Max Eisenhardtian economy, worth 181 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,552 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Livestock mutilations are on the rise, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Max Eisenhardt's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Max Eisenhardt is ranked 195,452^nd in the world and 1^st in the united front for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,107.26 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.