The Electric AI Lawyer of Aspen of Max Battery is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.314 billion Lawyers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Courtroom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The strong Max Batteryian economy, worth 211 trillion ELECTRICITY BILLS a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 48,992 ELECTRICITY BILLS, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, and Max Battery has designated The Courtroom as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Max Battery's national animal is the Maximus Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Max Battery is ranked 117,857^th in the world and 45^th in Astellaria for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.