The Colony of Mauna Kea Marnrio is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.52 billion Mauna Kea Maroonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong an Mauna Kea Maroonian economy, worth 244 trillion Maroon-Benes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 69,334 Maroon-Benes, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mauna Kea Marnrio's national animal is the Maroon-tailed Godwit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mauna Kea Marnrio is ranked 186,000^th in the world and 3,444^th in Artificial Solar System for Safest, scoring 53.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.