The Republic of Masta Killa is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 1.508 billion Masta Killans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 39.2%.
The thriving Masta Killan economy, worth 115 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,666 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
The tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, and citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Masta Killa's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Masta Killa is ranked 90,090th in the world and 10th in DatPiff for Highest Poor Incomes, with 33,862.13 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Masta Killa, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
- : Following new legislation in
Masta Killa, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps.
- : Following new legislation in
Masta Killa, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
- : Following new legislation in
Masta Killa, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
- : Following new legislation in
Masta Killa, toddler groups have taken over local libraries.
- : Following new legislation in
Masta Killa, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
- : Following new legislation in
Masta Killa, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
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Masta Killa, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
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Masta Killa, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
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Masta Killa, people's charity begins and ends at home.



















