The Grand Duchy of Massive Poo is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.025 billion Massive Pooans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Massive Pooan economy, worth 351 trillion hehes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 29,257 hehes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's often raining men (hallelujah) in Massive Poo City, tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward, soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear, and no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Massive Poo's national animal is the winnie the poo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Massive Poo is ranked 275,776^th in the world and 35^th in United Alliances for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.78 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.