The Colony of Marshall-Maximizer is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.54 billion Marshall-Maximizerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maginette. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Marshall-Maximizerian economy, worth 215 trillion Shins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,040 Shins, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, MM-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and the nation's skies are now a wasteland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marshall-Maximizer's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Marshall-Maximizer is ranked 168,208^th in the world and 8^th in NoVa Majestia Lounge for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 565.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.