The Iconic Existence of Mother CupcakKe is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dame Gwendolyn Phallus with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.751 billion Children of Cupcakke hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jiafei. The average income tax rate is 51.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming CupcakKean economy, worth 176 trillion Moans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 100,969 Moans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Contestants on Mother CupcakKe's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar, solid-gold toilets are CupcakKean prisons' least expensive furnishings, and the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mother CupcakKe's national animal is the Geoduck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Spankism.

Mother CupcakKe is ranked 99,120^th in the world and 1,821^st in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 566.79 pounds of wildlife per square mile.