The TP State of Cornholiolands is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Cornholio with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.701 billion Cornholios are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cornopolis. The average income tax rate is 30.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cornholiolandsian economy, worth 332 trillion Teepees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 123,093 Teepees, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cornholiolands's national animal is the Corn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cornholioism.

Cornholiolands is ranked 278,578^th in the world and 4,940^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6.48 pounds of wildlife per square mile.