The United States of Marhyperia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.501 billion Marhyperians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Marhyperian economy, worth 388 trillion euros a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,719 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, Marhyperia City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel, and getting a blood transfusion from a Marhyperian entitles a foreigner to citizenship. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Marhyperia's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Marhyperia is ranked 256,654^th in the world and 1,430^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.75 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.