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Largest Welfare Programs: 374thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 432ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 933rd
The Supine Socialist Slothland of
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Josef Slothlin
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Population4.772 billion

CapitalBradypus City
LeaderJosef Slothlin


The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Josef Slothlin with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.772 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth 636 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 133,369 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Maowi's beaches, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and the big red machine has ground to a halt. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 243,180th in the world and 711th in Europeia for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 13.8 Whatever.

Largest Welfare Programs: 374thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 432ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 933rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 934thMost Compassionate Citizens: 975thNicest Citizens: 998thMost Pacifist: 1,061stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,155thMost Inclusive: 1,399thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,494thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,506thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,649thBest Weather: 1,766thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,178thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,266thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,278thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,572ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,766thSafest: 2,905thMost Influential: 3,032ndMost Cultured: 3,351stLargest Governments: 4,166thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,716thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,255thRudest Citizens: 7,159thMost Developed: 8,475thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,917thNudest: 10,320thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,631stSmartest Citizens: 12,930thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,020thMost Efficient Economies: 15,270thHealthiest Citizens: 15,308thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,721stLowest Crime Rates: 18,194thMost Politically Free: 18,565thHighest Average Incomes: 18,658thMost Secular: 18,659thHighest Drug Use: 22,352nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionMost Politically Free: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionNudest: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionSafest: 34th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionRudest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 57th in the regionMost Extreme: 70th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 70th in the region

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