The Free Land of Maowi is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 573 million Maowese citizens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Maowese economy, worth 41.4 trillion toenails a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,247 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, Maowese citizens submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 9,886^th in the world and 10^th in South Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 176.96 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.