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Maowi was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 367
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 301stLargest Welfare Programs: 465thHighest Drug Use: 487th
The Supine Socialist Slothland of
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Maowi

Population10.693 billion

CapitalBradypus City
Leaderthe Maowese populace

Currencytoenail
Animalsloth

The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Maowese populace with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.693 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth a remarkable 1,466 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 137,172 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 59,375th in the world and 104th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 770.21501400652 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 301stLargest Welfare Programs: 465thHighest Drug Use: 487thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 510thMost Valuable International Artwork: 861stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,064thNicest Citizens: 1,310thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,327thMost Pacifist: 1,343rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,568thBest Weather: 1,767thMost Inclusive: 1,781stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,200thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,210thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,264thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,352ndHighest Food Quality: 2,504thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,689thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,484thMost Cultured: 3,797thLargest Governments: 4,189thSafest: 4,919thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,530thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,702ndRudest Citizens: 6,675thMost Developed: 9,133rdMost Influential: 10,970thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,482ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 15,588thHealthiest Citizens: 15,618thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,688thNudest: 15,888thMost Efficient Economies: 16,771stHighest Economic Output: 18,402ndMost Secular: 20,058thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,332ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,908thLowest Crime Rates: 26,579thHighest Average Incomes: 27,614th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionRudest Citizens: 37th in the regionNudest: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionSafest: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 80th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 81st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 88th in the regionMost Politically Free: 89th in the regionMost Influential: 91st in the regionMost Stationary: 104th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 105th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 106th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 120th in the regionMost Secular: 122nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 122nd in the region

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