The Socialist Republic of Mallygova is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kristupas Odojus with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.041 billion Mallygovans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dieveniskes. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mallygovan economy, worth a remarkable 1,065 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Cheese Exports. Average income is 88,517 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Kristupas Odojus", bike rage is all the rage, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mallygova's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Mallygova is ranked 6,508^th in the world and 11^th in Empire of Great Britain for Safest, scoring 127.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.