The Free Land of Malice Evermore is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning harpy eagle population. The hard-working population of 2.129 billion Malice Evermoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 29.9%.

The Malice Evermorean economy, worth 73.2 trillion swords a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 34,403 swords, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malice Evermore's national animal is the harpy eagle.

Malice Evermore is ranked 147,161^st in the world and 16^th in Perseverance for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,177.3 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.