The District of Malgetaec is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by District Lord with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.099 billion Malgetaecians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lisbon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Malgetaecian economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 37,531 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,165 per year while the poor average 2,016, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Military funding has been stripped back, Malgetaec has designated Lisbon as its capital city, District Lord has just been declared ruler of Malgetaec in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malgetaec's national animal is the bovina.

Malgetaec is ranked 302,091^st in the world and 1^st in Kingdom of Portugal for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -5.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.