The Kingdom of Malgetaec is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.971 billion Malgetaecians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lisbon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Malgetaecian economy, worth 974 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 37,531 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,165 per year while the poor average 2,016, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, military funding has been stripped back, Malgetaec has designated Lisbon as its capital city, and Liard has just been declared ruler of Malgetaec in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malgetaec's national animal is the bovina.

Malgetaec is ranked 52,975^th in the world and 1^st in Kingdom of Portugal for Highest Food Quality, scoring 32.5 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.