The Holy Empire of Malaya Communism is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hansen Stalin with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.07 billion Malaya Communists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kota Stalingrat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Malaya Communist economy, worth a remarkable 1,264 trillion Maos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 249,399 Maos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 771,255 per year while the poor average 62,177, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

The native owl population is in permanent hibernation, corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters, foreign leaders who don't applaud Hansen Stalin's speeches are regarded as enemies of Malaya Communism, and children often kick Winnie the Pandas for amusement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malaya Communism's national animal is the Winnie the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stalinism.

Malaya Communism is ranked 290,117^th in the world and 1,387^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.48 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.