The Republic of Malawia is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 24.607 billion Malawians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Industry receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The strong Malawian economy, worth a remarkable 1,532 trillion Kawachas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 62,295 Kawachas, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is seen to favor Catholics, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, voting is voluntary, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Malawia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Malawia is ranked 135,501^st in the world and 1^st in Eastern Africa for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,359.78 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.