The Semi-Absolute Monarchy of Maittar is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Valmaru with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 13.076 billion Maittari have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maíystedd. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Maittarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion santis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 89,294 santis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, gymnasts are in awe at the amount of hoops army applicants must jump through, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, and trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maittar's national animal is the Crested Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Maittar is ranked 71,183^rd in the world and 1^st in Auratus for Nicest Citizens, with 15.9 average smiles per day.