The Rose-By-Another-Name Utopia of Machine Cultists is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Galactic AC with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 12.181 billion Replicants are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syrinx. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Replicant economy, worth a remarkable 2,690 trillion Micro SD Cards a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,890 Micro SD Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks. Crime is totally unknown. Machine Cultists's national animal is the Terminator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Qualitative Analysis.

Machine Cultists is ranked 4,674^th in the world and 1^st in Touhou Land for Safest, scoring 132.16 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.