The Commonwealth of LwL is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.699 billion LwLians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 26.6%.
The LwLian economy, worth 185 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,382 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, LwLian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, and teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LwL's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
LwL is ranked 83,818th in the world and 2nd in Chogoris for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,458 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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LwL, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
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LwL, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
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LwL, LwLian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
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LwL, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
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LwL, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
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LwL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
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LwL, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
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LwL, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
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LwL, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
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LwL, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.


















