The Children are Afraid of Lustful Deviants is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lady Nympheacme with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.423 billion Ladies of Culture are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isthminux Silferaya. The average income tax rate is 5.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Research Material economy, worth 954 trillion TeraBytes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 278,729 TeraBytes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and even secular Ladies of Culture are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!". Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lustful Deviants's national animal is the Gacha Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Monetary Benefits.

Lustful Deviants is ranked 152,553^rd in the world and 722^nd in the Outback for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 656.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.