The Honorable Little Guys of Lunarite Junimos is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.713 billion Lunarite Junimosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lunarite Junimosian economy, worth 686 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 89,059 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and nobody knows why the caged dolphin sings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunarite Junimos's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lunarite Junimos is ranked 22,859^th in the world and 1^st in The End of Time for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,197.63 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.