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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 367thMost Pacifist: 14,151stSafest: 18,057th
The Holy Empire of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
Free Hearts, Holy Souls
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Average

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Luminaryn

Population29 million

Currencylumin
AnimalDragon

The Holy Empire of Luminaryn is a small, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, devout population of 29 million Luminarynians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 33.9%.

The strong Luminarynian economy, worth 1.48 trillion lumins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,033 lumins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', nobody wants to know how the sausage is made, and Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luminaryn's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Luminaryn is ranked 43,974th in the world and 143rd in Starlight for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,232.34 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 367thTop
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Most Pacifist: 14,151stTop
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Safest: 18,057thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,585th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 27th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 46th in the regionMost Conservative: 49th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Luminaryn's influence in Starlight rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Luminaryn, Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Luminaryn, nobody wants to know how the sausage is made.
  • : Following new legislation in Luminaryn, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Luminaryn, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Luminaryn, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Luminaryn, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments.
  • : Following new legislation in Luminaryn, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Luminaryn's influence in Starlight rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Luminaryn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

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