The Republic of Lumarania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Niko Fuentes with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.496 billion Lumaranians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lumaria. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lumaranian economy, worth 400 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,463 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary Lumaria bus driver, for 25 Dollars tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, and contestants on Lumarania's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lumarania's national animal is the Groyper Toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Lumarania is ranked 296,494^th in the world and 67^th in Catholic for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.38 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.