The Democratic Republic of Lucy The Hell is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lucifer Morningstar with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.572 billion Lucians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell in Fire. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lucy The Hellian economy, worth 435 trillion Lucies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 122,048 Lucies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test, and the newest shade developed by Lucy The Hell's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lucy The Hell's national animal is the Liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lucianitism.

Lucy The Hell is ranked 262,732^nd in the world and 22^nd in Alvion for Largest Black Market, with 123 billion Standard Monetary Units.