The Rogue Nation of LSN69 is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Lisa with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.884 billion LSN69ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.2%.

The frighteningly efficient LSN69ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,603 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,891 coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, refugee camp conversions to Wicca are increasingly common, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSN69's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.

LSN69 is ranked 20,358^th in the world and 668^th in Mikes Hope for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 69,401.77 Standard Monetary Units.