The Republic of LSFR is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Federal Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 26.031 billion LSFR citizens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ticonderoga. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LSFRian economy, worth a remarkable 2,858 trillion Libras a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,802 Libras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet, and stocks go up when the internet says so. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSFR's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LSFR is ranked 326,272^nd in the world and 1^st in United Citizen Federation for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.