Population | 7.38 billion |
Capital | Slivovitz |
Leader | Comrade Nogoodnik |
Faith | Equity Amongst the Masses |
Currency | Plastic Rasbucknik |
Animal | Russian Bear |
The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Comrade Nogoodnik with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.38 billion Lower Slobbovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slivovitz. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Lower Slobbovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,984 trillion Plastic Rasbuckniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 268,872 Plastic Rasbuckniks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, it's not mass murder when the government does it, and nations across the world are quick to praise Comrade Nogoodnik's good looks and intellectual prowess. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Slobbovia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Equity Amongst the Masses.
Lower Slobbovia is ranked 4,558th in the world and 1st in The Embassy for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,463.11 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lower Slobbovia agreed to construct embassies between The Embassy and Twenty.
- : Lower Slobbovia agreed to construct embassies between The Embassy and Polaristia.
- : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, nations across the world are quick to praise Comrade Nogoodnik's good looks and intellectual prowess.
- : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
- : Lower Slobbovia lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.
- : Lower Slobbovia lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : Lower Slobbovia lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.
- : Lower Slobbovia proposed constructing embassies between The Embassy and Elfrinkaner Protectorates.
- : Lower Slobbovia proposed constructing embassies between The Embassy and Royal Kantrian Army Headquarters.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 » The Hanzanburg Union, Unitarian Universalism, Schimmerland, Zah Lanordia, New Deathland, Morgastan, Corgium, and Bubies.