by Max Barry

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The Embassy World Census

The Most Beautiful Environments in The Embassy

World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.

As a region, The Embassy is ranked 6,398th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Waterloo Sunset of ConcordatDemocratic Socialists Hell“Like us, Earth is marred by the scars of ancient wounds”
2.The Kingdom of JacrovniaCivil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies“Eshialand's Ambassador”
3.The Oppressed Peoples of Lower SlobboviaPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Oh that this should be happening to us!”
4.The Tasmanian Island of Greater NSWInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“The Premier State”
5.The Protectorate of Catherine Louise Marie Ernestine FreneauInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“A Nightmare Dressed Like A Daydream”
6.The Republic of BrontosaurusLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Roar - Totally not a puppet of Apatosaurus”
7.The Devil's Whisper of Demon XPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.”
8.The Colony of The Embassy GuardianNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“FOUNDERLESS.NET”
9.The Holy Empire of Valentine 7Democratic Socialists Hell“After that one spelling mistake.”
10.The Disputed Territories of Chris CillizzaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Journalism At Its Finest”