The Holy Constitutional Monarchy of Corgium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hugo Weiss with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.113 billion Corgans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kosga. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corgian economy, worth 323 trillion Reles a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 103,917 Reles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Corgium as a reminder of their "special relationship", the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in The Embassy, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and all you have to do is pray to get into Corgium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corgium's national animal is the Corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Corgism.

Corgium is ranked 29,969^th in the world and 6^th in The Embassy for Most Beautiful Environments, with 836.57 pounds of wildlife per square mile.