The Lion-hearted of Lowe-Leo is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Lenny with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory vegetarianism, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.143 billion Lowe-Leoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leoville. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lowe-Leoan economy, worth 650 trillion Baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 91,050 Baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Lowe-Leoan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, Lenny's new office has a propensity to catch on fire, and finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lowe-Leo's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Lowe-Leo is ranked 108,362^nd in the world and 10^th in Zodiac Signs for Largest Populations, with 7.14 billion capita.