The Republic of Loranian is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 998 million Loranianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.6%.

The Loranianian economy, worth 38.1 trillion rubledollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 38,132 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loranian's national animal is the hawk.

Loranian is ranked 215,817^th in the world and 2,904^th in The catholic military orders for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.