The Federative Republic of Lokix Free State is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Félix Guattari with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.772 billion Lokixians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Likoxia. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lokixian economy, worth 559 trillion Xikols a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,187 Xikols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Xikols of property damage, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime is totally unknown. Lokix Free State's national animal is the Huemul and the Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Lokix Free State is ranked 285,717^th in the world and 5^th in The Northern Union for Fattest Citizens, with 5.92 Obesity Rate.