The Holy Empire of Logicron is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory vegetarianism. The cynical population of 1.278 billion Logicronians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Logicronian economy, worth 129 trillion doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,231 doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the nation has cemented its own architectural style, moonshine has made a resurgence, and the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Logicron's national animal is the pheonix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Logicron is ranked 281,003^rd in the world and 8^th in Federations of Welsh FOW for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8.53 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.