The Republic of Llamas is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.079 billion Llamasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Llamasian economy, worth 261 trillion glasses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 42,965 glasses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,918 per year while the poor average 2,693, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Llamas's national animal is the MissingNo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Llamas is ranked 243,207^th in the world and 28^th in Hana Macchia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.