The Fiefdom of LJT is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.028 billion LJTians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped LJTian economy, worth 67.3 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 33,181 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. LJT's national animal is the lion.

LJT is ranked 290,846^th in the world and 1^st in Ethernia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.41 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.