The United Socialist States of Lizzard is a large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its lack of airports and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 180 million Lizzardians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 22.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Lizzardian economy, worth 6.46 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,884 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity, and Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizzard's national animal is the lizzard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lizzard is ranked 137,893^rd in the world and 34^th in Cumberperry for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 511.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.