The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 99 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning none population. The hard-working population of 2.065 billion Lizard Defense Force 99ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 23.2%.

The Lizard Defense Force 99ian economy, worth 81.5 trillion dragonpieces a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 39,485 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 99's national animal is the none.

Lizard Defense Force 99 is ranked 202,893^rd in the world and 2,372^nd in eta for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.