The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 97 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning none population. The hard-working population of 2.257 billion Lizard Defense Force 97ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The Lizard Defense Force 97ian economy, worth 105 trillion dragonpieces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 46,413 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 97's national animal is the none.

Lizard Defense Force 97 is ranked 317,150^th in the world and 5,715^th in eta for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.34 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.