The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 91 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning none population. The hard-working population of 2.172 billion Lizard Defense Force 91ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.5%.

The Lizard Defense Force 91ian economy, worth 91.1 trillion dragonpieces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 41,956 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 91's national animal is the none, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lizard Defense Force 91 is ranked 184,640^th in the world and 2,941^st in eta for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.