The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 83 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 2.111 billion Lizard Defense Force 83ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.0%.

The Lizard Defense Force 83ian economy, worth 95.2 trillion dragonpieces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,092 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 83's national animal is the none, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lizard Defense Force 83 is ranked 198,081^st in the world and 2,815^th in eta for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.