The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 81 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 2.142 billion Lizard Defense Force 81ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The Lizard Defense Force 81ian economy, worth 91.1 trillion dragonpieces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,538 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 81's national animal is the none, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lizard Defense Force 81 is ranked 169,905^th in the world and 2,384^th in eta for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 950.87 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.