The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 80 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 2.102 billion Lizard Defense Force 80ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The Lizard Defense Force 80ian economy, worth 85.3 trillion dragonpieces a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,575 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 80's national animal is the none, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lizard Defense Force 80 is ranked 198,147^th in the world and 2,813^th in eta for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.