The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 57 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning none population. The hard-working population of 2.061 billion Lizard Defense Force 57ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.4%.

The Lizard Defense Force 57ian economy, worth 84.8 trillion dragonpieces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 41,144 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 57's national animal is the none.

Lizard Defense Force 57 is ranked 201,916^th in the world and 2,307^th in eta for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.