The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 17 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning porpoise population. The hard-working population of 2.357 billion Lizard Defense Force 17ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The Lizard Defense Force 17ian economy, worth 104 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,407 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 17's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lizard Defense Force 17 is ranked 199,392^nd in the world and 4^th in Topaz for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.